(Source: spiritofsalem, via whorederves)

deodrant:

i love sleeping to avoid problems

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european:

ordering food is so stressful

(via cumfort)

jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,
It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

(via horehay-yang)

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